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PS: this post was written after meeting a handful of friends who thought otherwise about theirs! ;)

The first time I met Him was when he asked me a few dozen questions about everything in the world. I surely must be on a high of something because I answered most of it.                                                       And correctly I  did, coz that’s how I landed with this job.

Was I impressed with him?? Of course I was. Here was one person who thought I was capable enough for this job. There was no reason to think otherwise.

My next meeting with Him was on the first day of my office. He seemed so much in control. The whole department revolved around him and I was treated well.

As a new joinee, I was the “aankhon ka taara” of the whole office. I was the princess and he was solely responsible for it. He was an ANGEL IN DISGUISE!

 

Soon I got adjusted to the routine, “the rut” as they say. I became one of the employees. I got adjusted to the new environment and they got adjusted to having me around. From “aankhon ka taara” i had become “one of us”.

Then came a day, when I was asked to do a particular job. I thought I had done it satisfactorily.

“you have got it all wrong!!” I heard.

“If you do not understand something, please ask.” with my head down I came out of the cabin.

“He is bad at communicating simple things.” I fumed…  From the angel, my boss had suddenly become the DEVIL, whose sole purpose in life was to see to it that I was troubled for each and every second that I was in office.

 

Then one day, I found my Boss chitchatting and gossiping. You cant imagine the relief I’ve felt that day.

Then the other day I found him tensed.I decided it was best that I keep out of his way and leave him alone, coz that’s how I like it.

Soon I came to know about his family and how like every father he worries about common things like admissions and colleges and how (like every father), he feels he is spending too much !!

Finally things have settled down and I have reasons to believe that my boss must be a human after all. Sometimes tilting this way, and sometimes the other, but then, who knows more about mood swings than me! ;)

We usually tend to place our bosses either too high (angel) or too low (devil)…its important to realize that they all just humans..nothing more, and thankfully nothing less!

 

Yours faithfully,  ;) ;)

Abha Deshkar

28/6/2011

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So they came to your college and rattled a lot on how great the Company is. How the “Learning Culture” will help in your development such that you will climb the “Corporate Ladder” very smart and smoothly…

They told you about you job “profile”, and how exciting it is gonna be. They told you how they “empower” young minds like you, to take important “Strategic Decisions” on behalf of the company

And obviously they told you how great the “Package” or CTC (Cost to company) is. How they are the leading pay masters, and even if they are not, how you will in turn get more “in hand”  than your colleagues who are joining other organizations..

And then you get selected!

You buy new clothes and new shoes and reach the office a few minutes early…on the designated day of “joining”After all it your first day in office.

You slog it out in the first month, forget food/ sleep and everything else…

And then- The most eagerly awaited day comes.

you even sing… “Khush hai zamana aaj pehli tarrekh hai” coz you are gonna get your first pay check…

Well, still better you get a message in the Mid- morning from your bank

Rs ZZZZ has been credited in your bank account.

 

WHAT?????

You think its a mistake. But that is surely not my salary. God..these HR people are so careless.

And so you go to this young lady, (they usually keep young ladies for such jobs) with whom you have been interacting in the past few days.

“I think there is a mistake”, you say. “My in-hand salary was supposed to be XXXX but in my bank Rs. XXXX – 5000 has been credited”

She gives you a smile, which by now you have realised is a constant on her face. You did like it till yesterday, but now suddenly its become annoying

“There is no mistake.”

 

“Let me explain it to you.” And this my dear friends is the time you know you are fighting a battle you have already lost.

“See this is your Basic”. (yea rite! like I cant read)

“this is your DA…HRA..”

“And this is your bonus per month which is accumulated and given after completion of 1 yr.”

But doesnt the word BONUS mean something over and above my salary… you wonder..

“And this is the Production Incentive Bonus, which  you will get depending on the production in the earlier month. What is written here is the Max value for your grade, but usually you will get half of it.”  :|

“And now this is you PF(provident fund- employee contribution) which is not given to you directly. (Then how in the world did it land in my in-hand!)”

“And this is the professional tax again deducted and this is the income tax deducted from your salary”

 

So, XXXX- YYYY= a meager ZZZZ

You now need support to stand…”But But..When you came to the  campus you said the in-hand will be XXXX.”

“Company policy” and that my dear friends, is a dirty word which you must get accustomed to and in simpler terms means “Go. Get lost!”

“And anyway, your salary will be revised next year during Appraisals..”  (another dirty word used generally by the bosses and the HR to show who the boss is.)

At the end of the day you take a bus instead of a rickshaw to which you have got used to by now. After all you don’t really earn as much as you thought you did.

And the irony is when your ipod plays… “Paisa…aisa kaisa paisa..saari khushi paisa…saara jaahan chahe yeh paisa…”

Well, money may not be everything…but that is only when you have lots of it.

 

Wondering if after reading this my dad will still continue my pocket money.  :)

Abha Deshkar.

4/6/2011

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